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[brochachos]

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starting off easy ( and dumb as hell )

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important question
and i mean really important
are we sure platypuses aren't aliens

( who's high as hell? you get three guesses and the first two don't count. )

wait is that the right plural
platypuses doesn't look right
platypi?
platy
i don't know

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those duck beavers?
totally aliens.
do they know they're aliens?

(three guesses; jonathan, argyle, both of them.)

like cactus, cacti. platypi.
unless it's more platopossom, which i can respect.

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( ding ding ding! we have a winner!

somewhere, joyce is screaming internally. )

duck beavers
yes
those things
wouldn't you think aliens KNOW they're aliens?
like
we're human beings and we know we are

platopossum
dude you have to say that out loud
it's incredible

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(sorry joyce, don't worry, at least jonathan is getting his five a day....)

if they were aliens and knew it they would have said something by now.
unless they are infiltrating.
which i don't think there are, there's only like, two of them.

PLATOPOSSUM.

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( that's definitely one way of putting it. )

you think they would have said something?
like maybe they aren't infiltrating but
maybe they just want to live here
we can't be mad at them for that


SEE WHAT I MEAN????
it's my new favorite word

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( they could want to stay on this planet. or maybe - )

best new word.

they are on vacation! that explains all of it, dude.

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( he would probably wonder why anyone would want to live on this planet permanently, sometimes, even if he was completely sober. but that's beside the point. )

aren't there better planets for vacationing than this one?
i mean
we have mosquitoes
there has to be a planet without mosquitoes

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probably better places but who knows?
we got some good shit here too.
maybe they don't have good food or some good delight?
imagine a world without pizza.